hard work . . . ? . . .

Somehow we got to talking about how Ben once cut his hand while trying to cut his own slice of watermelon.
Abby: "Yeah, there was blood all over, and me and Colin had to clean it up!"
Dad: "You and Colin did?"
Abby: "Yeah... just like Cinderella!"
Dad (fearing child abuse): "Like Cinderella?"
Abby (pointing out the obvious): "Ye-ah... you know, on your hands and knees?"
Oh, my poor baby girl... Heaven forbid you should have to CLEAN anything... :)