Abby's latest words of wisdom

Abby: No bad guys better come to our house. If they do, I'll punch them in the face.
Mom: Oh yeah? How will you know that it's a bad guy?
Abby: Duh! He'll have a name tag!
Mom (through her laughter): Oh really?
Abby: Yeah, and if he doesn't, just ask him what his name is. It will be Bryan.
Mom (laughing harder): Oh?
Abby: Yeah, and if he has a name tag, it will say, "Bryan the Bad Guy."

What an imagination...